I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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