You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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