we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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