seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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