How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
