I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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