Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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