How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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