fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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