Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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