I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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