You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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