whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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