Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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