I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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