Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Randomize
