no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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