actually, I'm a sock model
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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