fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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