I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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