I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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