make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I am available for nakedness
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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