The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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