I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Blood and glitter go together right?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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