Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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