im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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