Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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