You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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