he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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