she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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