she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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