I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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