There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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