I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
love makes seman taste better
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just want nice things and good sex
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
ok first of all what the fuck
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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