Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
it was like eating out sand paper
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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