need another drink. this is the easiest way
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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