I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Randomize
