I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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