Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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