One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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