wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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