Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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