Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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