when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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