how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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