i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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