So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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