He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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