idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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