Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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