This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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