1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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