i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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