I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I love having hate sex.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
