he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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